Mikes Riding Bikes

Aspiring comedian, science journalist, grad-school sufferer and 20-something from South Jersey living in NYC.

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punkrockmomjeans:

Guy N. Smith sounds like a name a crab would choose if it was pretending to be a human.

punkrockmomjeans:

Guy N. Smith sounds like a name a crab would choose if it was pretending to be a human.

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phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

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khthonios:

digitintheremisterspock:

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spatscolombo:

Spock’s got moves; deal with it.

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live long and get some

damn spock u got hella game

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the-unstoppable-juggernaut:

well now

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mcmaneco said: ilustrate how you feel right now!

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

Reblogging for the comment.

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GPOY.

GPOY.

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