Mikes Riding Bikes

Aspiring comedian, science journalist, grad-school sufferer and 20-something from South Jersey living in NYC.

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pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

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City of Brotherly Love. #Philadelphia #Philly #skyline #city  (at Spring Garden Street Bridge)

City of Brotherly Love. #Philadelphia #Philly #skyline #city (at Spring Garden Street Bridge)

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assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

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Beer garden table tennis. #philadelphia #theoval #beergarden (at The Oval)

Beer garden table tennis. #philadelphia #theoval #beergarden (at The Oval)

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

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fumettierotici:

The Simpsons (gif)

fumettierotici:

The Simpsons (gif)

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roachpatrol:

iguanamouth:

fun with thrift shop welcome signs and paint

GIMME

roachpatrol:

iguanamouth:

fun with thrift shop welcome signs and paint

GIMME

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mymodernmet:

Scotland-based artist Jessica Harrison creates delicate, porcelain figurines covered in colorful tattoos in her imaginative series The Painted Ladies.

Like, I want them.

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jedavu:

Modern Remakes Of Famous Paintings by The Booooooom + Adobe 

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I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

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